RED Heavy Mstislav

Vhill try not to butcher English too much. Do not let bad English get in vway because am smart; ask question, and vwill proof eet. Can be nice, but only eef you are too...
(Derp Heavy RP blog. Go crazy.)

rockets-n-bears asked: Y'callin' me a fuckhead? Izzat a fuckin' challenge? HUH?! *She nearly loses her balance.*

Are drunk. Go sleep, now.

irritablereddemo replied to your post: Hey sweety.

Use the the pillow to smother it

Not sure eef could vork…

Soldier’s brain does not use air anyway. Her brain ees dead already.

Hey sweety.

rockets-n-bears:

What’re you up to? *Devious grin*

Someone help me please…

askcatmedic started following you

askcatmedic:

siberian-bulletstorm:

askcatmedic:

siberian-bulletstorm:

So many cats.

Vell to be honest, it’s a misnomer. I am a cat splice, so I am bipedal und have opposable thumbs.

*He has difficulty wrapping his head around all of those fancy English words there.*

… Huh?

… *sighs and tugs on her ears* Cat medic is a very simple term. I stand on two feet und have thumbs. A RED Medic lost his temper, strapped me down, und took me apart to change me into a chimera sat is half-human und half-cat.

… And zhat ees vhy I do not like Doktors.

Am sorry you had to go zhrough weezh zhat. 

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doctorskullcane:

siberian-bulletstorm:

doctorskullcane:

siberian-bulletstorm:

A cat?

*meows*

… Okay.

*meows again, with more urgency*

Vhat ees vrong weezh cat?

askcatmedic started following you

askcatmedic:

siberian-bulletstorm:

So many cats.

Vell to be honest, it’s a misnomer. I am a cat splice, so I am bipedal und have opposable thumbs.

*He has difficulty wrapping his head around all of those fancy English words there.*

… Huh?

askcatmedic started following you

So many cats.

doctorskullcane started following you

doctorskullcane:

siberian-bulletstorm:

A cat?

*meows*

… Okay.

doctorskullcane started following you

A cat?

irritablereddemo replied to your post: the children are for you to eat

they are like veal

Am not Doktor. I do not eat cheeldren.